The Bachelor 2017 Ep 8: Mr M Lost 3 Of His Girlfriends

Now to begin, you should check out the recap I just did with last years Bachelor ‘villain’, Keira Maguire and the Showpo CEO, Jane Lu. We were all pleasantly tipsy and SHOOK by the events that unfolded… We begin in the completely unoriginal setting of a bunch of gals sitting around the peen prison nonchalantly discussing…

The Bachelor 2017 Ep 7: Farewell Evil Kween

Alrighty, so we begin tonight’s episode with plenty of previews about all the DRAHMA surrounding some secrets that will be exposed tonight. I really hope someone’s been in jail or used to be a man or happens to be uber famous in Russia. After the DRAHMATIC previews, we cut to Mr M doing some pensive swimming because…

Wanna Join Team Showpo?

Have you always fancied yourself quite the wordsmith? Do you love Showpo and want to get involved? Do you want us to promote your work across our social platforms, which boast 3 MILLION followers!? If the answer is yes then you’ve come to the right place. We’re ramping up our content and are on the hunt…

The 11 Worst Things About University

University, college, school; whatever TF you call it, it’s a time of your life you both remember with fondness, while also thanking the sweet earth you no longer have to settle on mie goreng as nourishment (however delicious those yummy MSG-filled noodles may be). So the jury is still out about mie goreng, but I am 100% sure…

The Bachelor 2017 Ep 5: Another Threesome That Didn’t End Well

All the ads are promising a fuckload of DRAHMA so they better bloody deliver. If it’s just one of the Evil Kweens up to their standard antics, I won’t be happy. GUESS WHAT GANG, the show begins with the girls talking about getting a date and then Osh ‘surprises’ them by coming in with a date card….

Love Is Dead

For those of you who are living under a rock and may not have heard, love is officially dead. Grab the tissues and a jar of Nutella because today, Hollywood sweethearts and the lasting lovers of Tinseltown, Anna Farris and Chris Pratt announced their separation. Upon the breaking news, there was much #sadness and #heartbreak…

Guess What Sydneysiders?

You asked, so we answered. That’s right my favourite little city dwellers, Showpo is now offering SAME FUCKING DAY SHIPPING for you impatient lot! I get it, trust me, sometimes a gal just wants her new threads ASAP. So we’re now offering same day, evening and Saturday shipping to the Sydney metro area. Receive your goodies…

The Bachelor 2017 Ep 4: There Was An Engorged Peen

I’m really hoping tonight’s episode is more interesting than last nights offering of boat banter, terrible drawings, animal cruelty, and Evil Kween DRAHMA.     Anyway, here’s a rundown of everything that happened. Mr M begins tonight’s episode by talking about horses and pensively looking at some rain. Osh is nowhere to be seen and we…

Desi Perkins SLAYS In Showpo

If you’re a gal who loves fashion and beauty, you surely know who Desi Perkins is. If you don’t, you need to sort out your life choices as I can only think of this emoji to describe her …  Anyway, she was recently in the Hamptons on a press trip (as you do) and we spotted…

The Bachelor 2017 Ep 3: There Was Jousting Weapons Involved

We begin with a recap of just how bitchy some of Mr M’s new girlfriend’s behaviour was last week and I pray to the TV gods (Osh?) that things will get better. HAHA but then we’re reminded of this lol moment… Anddddd we see that she will be up to her usual antics. Osher bursts…

Beyoncé & Jay-Z Welcome Twins Into The Illuminati Of (strange) Names

Last week, after a month of waiting with bated breath, power couple Beyoncé and Jay-Z revealed the names of their newborn twins in a way over the top creative social media post. The seemingly simple caption read: “Sir Carter and Rumi 1 month today”. Over a post that now ranks as the highest liked picture…