That looking back on, confuse you greatly…
Telling you that she’d “wash your mouth out with soap” if you swore.
Turning down the music to park or see a road sign.
Putting plastic bags in another plastic bag and storing so many she had enough for a lifetime of non-environmentally friendly grocery shopping.
Telling you to clean your room because ‘the cleaner is coming’.
Calling you for dinner and it’s not even close to being ready.
Swimming around while trying to keep her hair dry.
Putting shells in a vase and thinking she was interior #goals.
Telling you “there’s fruit in the bowl” when you tell her you’re hungry.
Letting you know you got mail today.
Leaving one of these bad boys on the counter as a warning.